{"id":101,"date":"2016-04-29T11:28:09","date_gmt":"2016-04-29T10:28:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=101"},"modified":"2016-04-29T11:28:09","modified_gmt":"2016-04-29T10:28:09","slug":"ideas-29th-april-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=101","title":{"rendered":"Ideas – April 29th 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Tapas restaurants to have pictures of the portions so you have an idea of what you’re actually ordering<\/li>\n
  2. Movie about prisoners that escape disguised as cops, get mistaken for cops, they save christmas and\/or hilarity ensues<\/li>\n
  3. Drink that comes in a bottle with a circular flat bit on one side that makes it ideal for spinning, market it towards teenagers<\/li>\n
  4. Glue on fingernails that have two length settings<\/li>\n
  5. Kids tv show about a monkey that becomes a train driver<\/li>\n
  6. The 13th Foot: Film noir detective movie but filmed at ground level so you can only see peoples feet<\/li>\n
  7. The 39 taps: Film noir detective movie but everyone is tap dancing all the time<\/li>\n
  8. Mash potato in play-dough squidgy things<\/li>\n
  9. Twizzards! Action figures of wizards that you twist and they spin around like tops<\/li>\n
  10. One of those electro ab stimulators, but it twitches in time to music or guitar hero<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Tapas restaurants to have pictures of the portions so you have an idea of what you’re actually ordering Movie about prisoners that escape disguised as cops, get mistaken for cops, they save christmas and\/or hilarity ensues Drink that comes in a bottle with a circular flat bit on one side that makes it ideal for […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-101","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=101"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}