{"id":103,"date":"2016-04-30T11:18:58","date_gmt":"2016-04-30T10:18:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=103"},"modified":"2016-04-30T11:18:58","modified_gmt":"2016-04-30T10:18:58","slug":"ideas-april-30th-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=103","title":{"rendered":"Ideas – April 30th 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Labels on fresh fruit and veg that tell you the best place to store them (fridge, cupboard, away from onions etc)<\/li>\n
  2. A “hell no” button for netflix and similar, to show that not only am I not interested in this, I am actively repulsed by it<\/li>\n
  3. Cooking with thermite. Recipes that can be safely made with thermite and explosives<\/li>\n
  4. Solar powered rotating plant pot so your plants grow straight<\/li>\n
  5. Four horsemen of the apocalypse. Three bicyclists of the wet weekend. Six goatherds of the bus strike<\/li>\n
  6. Punch gloves that track the force of your punches while shadow boxing<\/li>\n
  7. Pinch fighting. Martial art in which the only move is the pinch, contestants lose points for grimacing<\/li>\n
  8. Using a rope to help support the runner and spiked boots, a race to see who can sprint vertically up a tree the fastes<\/li>\n
  9. Bagpipes that look like an octopus<\/li>\n
  10. Burgers shaped like cows<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Labels on fresh fruit and veg that tell you the best place to store them (fridge, cupboard, away from onions etc) A “hell no” button for netflix and similar, to show that not only am I not interested in this, I am actively repulsed by it Cooking with thermite. Recipes that can be safely made […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-103","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=103"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}