{"id":1044,"date":"2025-01-14T09:44:46","date_gmt":"2025-01-14T09:44:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=1044"},"modified":"2025-01-29T08:33:47","modified_gmt":"2025-01-29T08:33:47","slug":"ideas-january-14th-2025","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=1044","title":{"rendered":"Ideas &#8211; January 14th 2025"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Beetlemon. Like pokemon, but they&#8217;re actual real beetles that kids can swap and battle<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Boot shaped lollipops for people that are in to that sort of thing<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>App that can check your blood and tell you if you&#8217;ve not taken your meds<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Giant robot fight movie but at one point the robots have a dance off in the middle of the city<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Giant robot fight movie, except they&#8217;re piloted by mice and they&#8217;re still only half the size of a person and they just get picked up and put outside where they can&#8217;t cause trouble<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Manual focus option on phone camera<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Everything that does stuff automatically needs to have a manual option for when it inevitably doesn&#8217;t do stuff<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>An old man that lives inside an hour glass<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Add animatronics to the heads at Mount Rushmore so they can greet visitors<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Engineer trees to grow into the shape of houses<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1044","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1044","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1044"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1044\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1045,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1044\/revisions\/1045"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1044"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1044"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1044"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}