{"id":106,"date":"2016-05-01T17:16:00","date_gmt":"2016-05-01T16:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=106"},"modified":"2016-05-01T17:16:00","modified_gmt":"2016-05-01T16:16:00","slug":"ideas-may-1st-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=106","title":{"rendered":"Ideas &#8211; May 1st 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"<ol>\n<li>Weighted shopping bags to make your purchases feel more expensive<\/li>\n<li>Multi storey carp parks should have each wall a different colour and each level should have a different colour ceiling, particularly underground carparks<\/li>\n<li>Order of librarian monks who develop martial arts incorporating books<\/li>\n<li>Jelly wellies. Wellies filled with healing jelly to repair your feet as you walk<\/li>\n<li>Carrot cake shaped like a carrot<\/li>\n<li>Jet turbans. Arabic planes with turbans on the wings. The result of an engineer with poor hearing and loads of spare fabric<\/li>\n<li>Giant robots with kilts<\/li>\n<li>Electro spaghetti.<\/li>\n<li>Snooper T. No nonsense hard nosed private detective that does what it takes to get the job done. Also, he&#8217;s a snake.<\/li>\n<li>Space invader chess. Not just remodelled pieces, it&#8217;s also horrifically one sided.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Weighted shopping bags to make your purchases feel more expensive Multi storey carp parks should have each wall a different colour and each level should have a different colour ceiling, particularly underground carparks Order of librarian monks who develop martial arts incorporating books Jelly wellies. Wellies filled with healing jelly to repair your feet as [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-106","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=106"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=106"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=106"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=106"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}