{"id":1076,"date":"2025-03-09T10:07:51","date_gmt":"2025-03-09T10:07:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=1076"},"modified":"2025-03-09T10:07:51","modified_gmt":"2025-03-09T10:07:51","slug":"ideas-march-9th-2025","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=1076","title":{"rendered":"Ideas &#8211; March 9th 2025"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Magnetic post-its<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Fisher price butchery set<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Hatwigs. They&#8217;re shaped like wigs, but made of the same stuff as hats<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Standup comedy simulator. It gives you setups for jokes and uses AI to rate your responses<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Fonzies catchphrase is &#8220;ayyyy&#8221; this implies the existence of 25 other fonzies whose catchprases are &#8220;beee&#8221;, &#8220;ceeeee&#8221;, &#8220;deeeee&#8221; etc<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>I&#8217;d have a gender reveal party, but what colour is <strong>\u00af\\_(\u30c4)_\/\u00af<\/strong> ?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Conga chess. You have a whole bunch of people a nd a lot of chess boards. You make a move then need to dance to the next board and have 30 seconds to make your next move<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Boardgames at the club<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Vape that looks like a stick of dynamite<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Coats for tarantulas<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p>Idea that&#8217;s been done, but it took me so long to realise it that it&#8217;s worth mentioning<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A subscription service for milk<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Idea that&#8217;s been done, but it took me so long to realise it that it&#8217;s worth mentioning<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1076","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1076","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1076"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1076\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1080,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1076\/revisions\/1080"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1076"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1076"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1076"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}