{"id":1104,"date":"2025-08-05T09:57:44","date_gmt":"2025-08-05T08:57:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=1104"},"modified":"2025-08-05T09:57:44","modified_gmt":"2025-08-05T08:57:44","slug":"ideas-august-5th-2025","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=1104","title":{"rendered":"Ideas &#8211; August 5th 2025"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>A Mr Beast knock off called &#8220;Mr Breast&#8221; but it&#8217;s pronounced &#8220;Mr Breest&#8221; and he can&#8217;t understand why people keep getting it wrong<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Loyalty card for traffic lights. Get three red lights in a row and the fourth one is free.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>A picnic blanket with a waterproof underlay, but in much smaller sizes, to allow a single person or a couple to sit on a bench that&#8217;s still wet from the rain.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Magnetic plates and magnetic cutlery with the opposite polarity, so you have to really work to get the fork near the plate. Even eating is an excercise.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Flight simulator type cabs for driving remote controlled (full size) cars with really high-powered hydraulics, so you won&#8217;t be killed, but there is some risk of slight injury.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Get the drivers drunk and then have them race in the above simulators.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Crocodile racing. The crocodiles are on skates.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Using the pin on a live hand-grenade as a keyring. High-risk, no reward<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Instead of replacing an injured eye with a glass eye, put in a tiny animated face that automatically turns to look at anyone who stares and mouths the word &#8220;peekaboo&#8221;<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Police don&#8217;t carry guns, just crossbows that launch metal fists at criminals.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1104","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1104"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1104\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1107,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1104\/revisions\/1107"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}