{"id":114,"date":"2016-05-05T10:10:19","date_gmt":"2016-05-05T09:10:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=114"},"modified":"2016-05-05T10:10:19","modified_gmt":"2016-05-05T09:10:19","slug":"ideas-may-5th-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=114","title":{"rendered":"Ideas &#8211; May 5th 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"<ol>\n<li>Knee shelf to balance a keyboard on when far from a desk<\/li>\n<li>Mouse mat that clips on to an arm rest, also for when far from desk<\/li>\n<li>Something that makes it easy to buy all the music you&#8217;ve like on youtube and spotify and transfer it to google music or something<\/li>\n<li>Goat warriors. Magical goats that battle the forces of evil<\/li>\n<li>Harry Potter branded salami and chorizo shaped like wands<\/li>\n<li>Doctor Progtor. A doctor who prescribes prog rock for every ailment<\/li>\n<li>The man with a postit note for a face<\/li>\n<li>Band name: The casual cadavers<\/li>\n<li>Hats with hair on them.\u00a0Like a wig, but actually shaped like a flat cap or baseball cap. Also, not intended to hide your real hair<\/li>\n<li>Anytime anyone wants non-essential cosmetic face surgery, they have to visit a jury of randoms who will give them an honest opinion and warn them if they&#8217;re about to fuck up their face.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Knee shelf to balance a keyboard on when far from a desk Mouse mat that clips on to an arm rest, also for when far from desk Something that makes it easy to buy all the music you&#8217;ve like on youtube and spotify and transfer it to google music or something Goat warriors. Magical goats [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-114","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=114"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/114\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=114"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=114"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=114"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}