{"id":124,"date":"2016-05-10T10:57:40","date_gmt":"2016-05-10T09:57:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=124"},"modified":"2016-05-10T10:57:40","modified_gmt":"2016-05-10T09:57:40","slug":"ideas-may-10th-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=124","title":{"rendered":"Ideas – May 10th 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Talk: Why I joined a cult<\/li>\n
  2. The talk about nothing<\/li>\n
  3. Einstein McBatman<\/li>\n
  4. Batboots. Welly boots with the spiky bits on the back like batman has<\/li>\n
  5. Shoes that can scratch your feet<\/li>\n
  6. A chair that can detect bad posture and warn you when you’ve been sitting still for too long<\/li>\n
  7. Frisbee restaurant. All the meals are on frisbees. If you can’t catch them, you don’t eat. Encourages exercise<\/li>\n
  8. Epaulettes with tiny little vignettes like models on a catwalk or a swimming pool with a diving board and a frog in a deckchair<\/li>\n
  9. Mamas Marinade: Genuine Italian marinading sauce made by mamas. Range also includes Mamas Mayonaisse and Mamas Mince<\/li>\n
  10. Dance Boot: A stage musical version of Das Boot<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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