{"id":126,"date":"2016-05-11T09:44:50","date_gmt":"2016-05-11T08:44:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=126"},"modified":"2016-05-11T09:44:50","modified_gmt":"2016-05-11T08:44:50","slug":"ideas-may-11th-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=126","title":{"rendered":"Ideas – May 11th 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Answering machine message that changes every time people call, just to keep them on their toes<\/li>\n
  2. A device to get water out of your ear<\/li>\n
  3. Salad monsters<\/li>\n
  4. Inflatable cars<\/li>\n
  5. Disaster movie. Seems to be an earthquake in a major city, turns out it’s not, it’s actually the monster under the city waking up<\/li>\n
  6. Godzilla in Rome<\/li>\n
  7. Story about aliens building the pyramids, but from the aliens perspective<\/li>\n
  8. Bouncy balls that play a different note every time they bounce<\/li>\n
  9. Shoes with little stands that flip out of the back so you have a footrest wherever you go<\/li>\n
  10. Terrorformers: Like transformers but they transform from a cute kitten into a spider with intestines for legs<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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