{"id":13,"date":"2016-03-30T07:56:28","date_gmt":"2016-03-30T06:56:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=13"},"modified":"2016-03-30T07:56:28","modified_gmt":"2016-03-30T06:56:28","slug":"ideas-march-30th-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=13","title":{"rendered":"Ideas &#8211; March 30th 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"<ol start=\"11\">\n<li>Nose hose, to allow snot to flow freely without mess when suffering from cold<\/li>\n<li>All in one delivery service that doesn&#8217;t distinguish between people and cargo, global and local<\/li>\n<li>Chocolate and jam in the same jar<\/li>\n<li>Burger with mini-pizza instead of bottom bun<\/li>\n<li>Paleo muffins loaded with stevia. Taste like regular muffins?<\/li>\n<li>Live fact checkers during political debates with rows of green, yellow, red lights behind candidates to show current status.<\/li>\n<li>Politicians get a face tattoo every time they break a campaign promise (can be lasered off when they step down)<\/li>\n<li>Hair growing races<\/li>\n<li>Blinged up mouse rappers, could be called &#8220;The Ice Mice&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Fat transplant, redistribute liposuctioned fat to really skinny people<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nose hose, to allow snot to flow freely without mess when suffering from cold All in one delivery service that doesn&#8217;t distinguish between people and cargo, global and local Chocolate and jam in the same jar Burger with mini-pizza instead of bottom bun Paleo muffins loaded with stevia. Taste like regular muffins? Live fact checkers [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}