{"id":131,"date":"2016-05-13T14:02:31","date_gmt":"2016-05-13T13:02:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=131"},"modified":"2016-05-13T14:02:31","modified_gmt":"2016-05-13T13:02:31","slug":"ideas-may-13th-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=131","title":{"rendered":"Ideas – May 13th 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Plastic bracelet with dial to keep track of laps in pool<\/li>\n
  2. Showers set at temperature of pool to equalise you before you get in<\/li>\n
  3. Solar sharks<\/li>\n
  4. King Billy falls through a time portal which opens up on the present day falls road<\/li>\n
  5. Spherical hollow bread. Fill with mince and gravy, shake it about, slice open and serve<\/li>\n
  6. Projectile lobsters<\/li>\n
  7. Spooky restaurant. Star dish is two racks of ribs served either side of\u00a0a platter of meatballs and sausages with an actual skull at one end.<\/li>\n
  8. Petition to change the spelling of restaurant<\/li>\n
  9. Jelly that holds an electric charge. Gives you a tingle as you eat it<\/li>\n
  10. Who makes mouse sized clogs? Was the mouse wearing two clogs or four?<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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