{"id":134,"date":"2016-05-14T08:17:23","date_gmt":"2016-05-14T07:17:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=134"},"modified":"2016-05-14T08:17:23","modified_gmt":"2016-05-14T07:17:23","slug":"ideas-may-14th-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=134","title":{"rendered":"Ideas – May 14th 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. An automatic martian in every home<\/li>\n
  2. 10ft high gerbils to act as portable heat sources on cold winters days<\/li>\n
  3. A spring loaded mayor<\/li>\n
  4. The Evel Kenival Anti-Evil Super Motorbike Ninja Squad<\/li>\n
  5. An umbrella that becomes a tent<\/li>\n
  6. Lampshades with wings that gently flap with rising heat from the bulb<\/li>\n
  7. Battery operated eyebrows for people with botox<\/li>\n
  8. A motorboat made from a giant clam shell<\/li>\n
  9. Castles on legs<\/li>\n
  10. Sunglasses shaped like spiderman eyes<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    An automatic martian in every home 10ft high gerbils to act as portable heat sources on cold winters days A spring loaded mayor The Evel Kenival Anti-Evil Super Motorbike Ninja Squad An umbrella that becomes a tent Lampshades with wings that gently flap with rising heat from the bulb Battery operated eyebrows for people with […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-134","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=134"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}