{"id":143,"date":"2016-05-18T13:13:55","date_gmt":"2016-05-18T12:13:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=143"},"modified":"2016-05-18T13:13:55","modified_gmt":"2016-05-18T12:13:55","slug":"ideas-may-18th-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=143","title":{"rendered":"Ideas – May 18th 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Record label for jewish music, call it Jewsic<\/li>\n
  2. Haircut database, go into barber and say “I want the haircut I had in 2013”<\/li>\n
  3. Pizza printer<\/li>\n
  4. Bird call shazam<\/li>\n
  5. Flick knife with a flag that says “STAB!”<\/li>\n
  6. Play tennis with rubber apples<\/li>\n
  7. Spear that looks like a train with carriages<\/li>\n
  8. The mathematical adventures of Ada Lovelace<\/li>\n
  9. Rivers that swear<\/li>\n
  10. Mathmentical. Mathemetallical<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Record label for jewish music, call it Jewsic Haircut database, go into barber and say “I want the haircut I had in 2013” Pizza printer Bird call shazam Flick knife with a flag that says “STAB!” Play tennis with rubber apples Spear that looks like a train with carriages The mathematical adventures of Ada Lovelace […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-143","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=143"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}