{"id":168,"date":"2016-06-10T10:39:49","date_gmt":"2016-06-10T09:39:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=168"},"modified":"2016-06-10T10:39:49","modified_gmt":"2016-06-10T09:39:49","slug":"ideas-june-10th-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=168","title":{"rendered":"Ideas – June 10th 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Recreate Hannibals march to Rome as a pub crawl<\/li>\n
  2. Avengers made of jelly<\/li>\n
  3. Hat that automatically tilts to provide you maximum shade from the sun<\/li>\n
  4. When making a pie in a large dish, place a rectangular piece of metal, bent at a right angle in. When pie is done, slice around this piece, enabling you to lift the first slice straight up<\/li>\n
  5. Drone with a goat on a leash thats programmed to lead goat around field in such a way that it grazes a pattern in the grass<\/li>\n
  6. Thermometer that registers temperature by having a lobster climb up and down a wall<\/li>\n
  7. Some sort of spherical collander so you can shake rice dry without spilling it everywhere<\/li>\n
  8. Rhubarb and custard cream biscuit<\/li>\n
  9. Zippo lighter that looks like a custard cream<\/li>\n
  10. Implant magnets under your skin so you can attach a variety of body mod things like horns or LEDs, but then remove them so you can keep your accountancy job<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Recreate Hannibals march to Rome as a pub crawl Avengers made of jelly Hat that automatically tilts to provide you maximum shade from the sun When making a pie in a large dish, place a rectangular piece of metal, bent at a right angle in. When pie is done, slice around this piece, enabling you […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-168","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/168","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=168"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/168\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=168"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=168"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=168"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}