{"id":186,"date":"2016-06-17T22:14:19","date_gmt":"2016-06-17T21:14:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=186"},"modified":"2016-06-17T22:14:19","modified_gmt":"2016-06-17T21:14:19","slug":"ideas-june-17th-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=186","title":{"rendered":"Ideas – June 17th 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Beer can shaped like the world cup<\/li>\n
  2. Pipe organ with flutes instead of pipes<\/li>\n
  3. USB keyboard based on zx spectrum (128k)<\/li>\n
  4. Mouse fighter – Fighting game where you get to be various small animals, mainly rodents but also lizards and birds<\/li>\n
  5. Safari fighter – Fighting game where you get to be various large animals, Rhino VS Giraffe!<\/li>\n
  6. To avoid ambiguity between serial killers, lone nuts, radicals and terrorists, news media are now to refer to anyone that deliberately kills anyone as “arsehole”<\/li>\n
  7. Netflix automatically starts playing a random show from your list if you spend more than 5 minutes browsing<\/li>\n
  8. Escape from Eurasia. Story about someone escaping from Eurasia to defect to the free state of Oceania, only to find that it’s worse<\/li>\n
  9. War clowns. An entire circus gets drafted at short notice and sent off to the WW1 front<\/li>\n
  10. Tarzan, raised by apes, eventually makes his way to the border of civilisation. It’s not the 19th century, it’s the future, post apocalyse. Tarzan and his ape people teach people how to live free<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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