{"id":217,"date":"2016-06-21T20:07:42","date_gmt":"2016-06-21T19:07:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=217"},"modified":"2016-06-21T20:07:42","modified_gmt":"2016-06-21T19:07:42","slug":"ideas-june-21st-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=217","title":{"rendered":"Ideas – June 21st 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Miami twice: Miami based cop show about a cop with chronic double vision<\/li>\n
  2. Picture of your face burnt into the side of an apple with lasers<\/li>\n
  3. Order a burger, they take a photo of your face and use lasers to toast the picture onto the bun so they know who the burger is for<\/li>\n
  4. Transparent playing cards where you somehow can’t see the suit printed on the other side<\/li>\n
  5. Windmills in space. Solar windmills. With two sets of sails aligned in opposite directions to generate clockwise and counter-clockwise motion<\/li>\n
  6. Project movies on the clouds<\/li>\n
  7. Trousers for spiders<\/li>\n
  8. Hollow out a parsnip, stuff a carrot in it<\/li>\n
  9. Pack of crayons that look like pack of cigarettes and vice versa<\/li>\n
  10. Chocolate spanner<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Miami twice: Miami based cop show about a cop with chronic double vision Picture of your face burnt into the side of an apple with lasers Order a burger, they take a photo of your face and use lasers to toast the picture onto the bun so they know who the burger is for Transparent […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-217","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=217"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/217\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=217"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=217"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=217"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}