{"id":241,"date":"2016-07-08T09:16:42","date_gmt":"2016-07-08T08:16:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=241"},"modified":"2016-07-08T09:16:42","modified_gmt":"2016-07-08T08:16:42","slug":"ideas-july-8th-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=241","title":{"rendered":"Ideas – July 8th 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Unused script for the original series of Star Trek: Planet of the hot chicks. Kirk and Spock beam down to a planet populated entirely by hot chicks and are forced to enter a surfing competition in order to save the Enterprise.<\/li>\n
  2. Manual focus option on phone camera<\/li>\n
  3. Word for walking through the rain and feeling like you’re missing all the raindrops<\/li>\n
  4. Some sort of reusable alternative to stuffing wet shoes with newspaper<\/li>\n
  5. Multicoloured neon stripes on helicopter blades<\/li>\n
  6. New super hero: Splendid man! Makes everything a bit better. Dresses like a butler but in magenta<\/li>\n
  7. Saturday morning cartoon about primary coloured super team. Associated toy line is a paint set<\/li>\n
  8. Castle made of cheese<\/li>\n
  9. Castle on the shore. Has big legs that can be folded up so the castle can float away<\/li>\n
  10. Crown that reflects light and dazzles anyone that looks directly at the wearer, making them seem much more imposing than they are.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Unused script for the original series of Star Trek: Planet of the hot chicks. Kirk and Spock beam down to a planet populated entirely by hot chicks and are forced to enter a surfing competition in order to save the Enterprise. Manual focus option on phone camera Word for walking through the rain and feeling […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-241","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/241","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=241"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/241\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}