{"id":26,"date":"2016-04-02T08:44:58","date_gmt":"2016-04-02T07:44:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=26"},"modified":"2016-04-02T08:44:58","modified_gmt":"2016-04-02T07:44:58","slug":"ideas-april-2nd-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=26","title":{"rendered":"Ideas – April 2nd 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. GM sheep to produce naturally coloured wool<\/li>\n
  2. Tiny bite sized apples that you can eat without getting juice all over your hands<\/li>\n
  3. Goat hip hop<\/li>\n
  4. A barcode scanning app to inventory home items, such as a library<\/li>\n
  5. A website that is no content, just comments. First comment “This is a shit idea for a website”, goes downhill from there<\/li>\n
  6. Defer funeral expenses by allowing your mummifed body to sit on a tube train wearing branded clothing<\/li>\n
  7. The kitchen stork. Lives in your kitchen and chops veg<\/li>\n
  8. The stupidometer. A device that prohibits you from leaving the house or communicating with the outside world until your brain has sufficiently engaged<\/li>\n
  9. An app that automatically plays soothing music when your blood pressure reaches a certain level<\/li>\n
  10. A bee gees tribute band featuring actual bees<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    GM sheep to produce naturally coloured wool Tiny bite sized apples that you can eat without getting juice all over your hands Goat hip hop A barcode scanning app to inventory home items, such as a library A website that is no content, just comments. First comment “This is a shit idea for a website”, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}