{"id":272,"date":"2016-08-19T16:01:10","date_gmt":"2016-08-19T15:01:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=272"},"modified":"2016-08-19T16:01:10","modified_gmt":"2016-08-19T15:01:10","slug":"ideas-august-19th-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=272","title":{"rendered":"Ideas – August 19th 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Movie: Hitler was my sysadmin!<\/li>\n
  2. The finale of Enterprise shouldn’t have featured Riker on the holodeck, instead it turns out the Riker fell through time and has been the Chef on the Enterprise for the past 5 years and Troi turns up to bring him home<\/li>\n
  3. Running capes<\/li>\n
  4. Frozen honey sculptures<\/li>\n
  5. Rabbit ears for fashion, but also functional<\/li>\n
  6. Trains that walk<\/li>\n
  7. Candelabcrab<\/li>\n
  8. Sound effects in boxing gloves<\/li>\n
  9. Fill pool with jelly, see how far contestants can skim over the top of it<\/li>\n
  10. Surface “diving” suits for squid, with helium balloons attached.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Movie: Hitler was my sysadmin! The finale of Enterprise shouldn’t have featured Riker on the holodeck, instead it turns out the Riker fell through time and has been the Chef on the Enterprise for the past 5 years and Troi turns up to bring him home Running capes Frozen honey sculptures Rabbit ears for fashion, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-272","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=272"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/272\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=272"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=272"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=272"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}