{"id":285,"date":"2016-09-06T11:28:49","date_gmt":"2016-09-06T10:28:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=285"},"modified":"2016-09-06T11:28:49","modified_gmt":"2016-09-06T10:28:49","slug":"ideas-september-6th-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=285","title":{"rendered":"Ideas – September 6th 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. We finally meet aliens and they look like racist caricatures, like golliwogs or something<\/li>\n
  2. Re-release barcode battler but as a smartphone app with procedurally generated pokemon type creatures<\/li>\n
  3. When searching for a product on a supermarket website, it tells you what aisle it should be in.<\/li>\n
  4. Peanut butter flavour ice cream with thick swirl of rasperry ripple and peanuts<\/li>\n
  5. Chewing gum with caffeine or amphetamines<\/li>\n
  6. Space crabs<\/li>\n
  7. Macarena macaroons. Each one has a different part of the dance move stamped on it. You have to get them all in the right order. Winner gets to eat all the macaroons<\/li>\n
  8. Stools for full size people that looks like mushrooms<\/li>\n
  9. Hand grenades made from potatoes<\/li>\n
  10. Inflatable light bulb<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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