{"id":30,"date":"2016-04-03T09:35:13","date_gmt":"2016-04-03T08:35:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=30"},"modified":"2016-04-03T09:35:13","modified_gmt":"2016-04-03T08:35:13","slug":"ideas-april-3rd-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=30","title":{"rendered":"Ideas &#8211; April 3rd 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"<ol start=\"51\">\n<li>An easy and obvious way to post to personal word press blogs from an app<\/li>\n<li>Game: Super Mario pants<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t supply food in non oven friendly packaging if it needs to go in the oven<\/li>\n<li>Have a second secret April Fools day in September. Precise date only known in advance by people with actual funny ideas<\/li>\n<li>Severe punishment for people who don&#8217;t know the difference between an April fools prank and a practical joke<\/li>\n<li>Even more severe punishment for people who don&#8217;t know the difference between a practical joke and harassment<\/li>\n<li>Super severe punishment for people who fake prank and reaction videos<\/li>\n<li>Just ban reaction videos, experience your own emotions why don&#8217;t you<\/li>\n<li>Kneecap anyone that uses the phrase &#8220;the feels&#8221; we&#8217;ve got adjectives for a reason<\/li>\n<li>For one day a year, replace all TV, radio and social media internet with a looped video of a corgi and a cat dancing to samba music<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An easy and obvious way to post to personal word press blogs from an app Game: Super Mario pants Don&#8217;t supply food in non oven friendly packaging if it needs to go in the oven Have a second secret April Fools day in September. Precise date only known in advance by people with actual funny [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}