{"id":308,"date":"2016-10-08T18:07:43","date_gmt":"2016-10-08T17:07:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=308"},"modified":"2016-10-08T18:07:43","modified_gmt":"2016-10-08T17:07:43","slug":"ideas-october-8th-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=308","title":{"rendered":"Ideas &#8211; October 8th 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"<ol>\n<li>Something to rapidly ripen green bananas<\/li>\n<li>Get on the train at the station. While en-route to the airport, you are checked in, scanned and your luggage x-rayed. At the airport, your carriage gets picked up by the plane, thunderbird 2 style, and you fly to your destination.<\/li>\n<li>App that can record you talking and then later send it off to a text to speech facility when you get a wifi connection<\/li>\n<li>Anyone that uses a private booth (for changing, toilet or showering for example) but leaves the door open should be forced to watch a 48 hour long video of dogs pooping<\/li>\n<li>People that whistle to be implanted with a tiny earpiece that loudly beeps at random intervals<\/li>\n<li>A way of teaching language without having to ever use phrases like &#8220;future imperfect&#8221; &#8220;past participle&#8221; and &#8220;gerund&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Jimmy and the magic gaffer tape<\/li>\n<li>Soup pouch. A waterproof pocket that can hold soup next to your belly to keep it warm<\/li>\n<li>A hat that can lift itself up and spin<\/li>\n<li>A telescopic arm with a boxing glove attached under all tv cameras so that if enough people phone in, whoever is on screen will get punched<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Something to rapidly ripen green bananas Get on the train at the station. While en-route to the airport, you are checked in, scanned and your luggage x-rayed. At the airport, your carriage gets picked up by the plane, thunderbird 2 style, and you fly to your destination. App that can record you talking and then [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-308","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/308","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=308"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/308\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}