{"id":321,"date":"2016-11-03T09:23:59","date_gmt":"2016-11-03T09:23:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=321"},"modified":"2016-11-03T09:23:59","modified_gmt":"2016-11-03T09:23:59","slug":"ideas-november-3rd-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=321","title":{"rendered":"Ideas &#8211; November 3rd 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"<ol>\n<li>Pre-pricked sausages<\/li>\n<li>Trump-Pence:\u00a0an obscure 1940s Beano character who could fart small change<\/li>\n<li>Trumppence: A useless coin worth 3\/4 of a penny<\/li>\n<li>Trumppence: An amount of money exactly one penny less than the cost of the thing you want to buy<\/li>\n<li>Change the android voice command to respond to &#8220;hello, computer&#8221; instead of &#8220;Ok, google&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Inflatable pants for when you need an impromptu cushion.<\/li>\n<li>Tyre battles. A person gets inside a large tractor tyre. Their team-mate rolls them down a hill so they collide with another person in a tyre. They get out of the tyres and fight.<\/li>\n<li>Hats that look like stylised wigs. Like the hair you see on mannequins.<\/li>\n<li>A big sign that says &#8220;Everyone shut the fuck up now&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Train octopi to box. Give them little gloves.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pre-pricked sausages Trump-Pence:\u00a0an obscure 1940s Beano character who could fart small change Trumppence: A useless coin worth 3\/4 of a penny Trumppence: An amount of money exactly one penny less than the cost of the thing you want to buy Change the android voice command to respond to &#8220;hello, computer&#8221; instead of &#8220;Ok, google&#8221; Inflatable [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-321","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/321","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=321"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/321\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}