{"id":325,"date":"2016-11-20T22:03:07","date_gmt":"2016-11-20T22:03:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=325"},"modified":"2016-11-20T22:03:07","modified_gmt":"2016-11-20T22:03:07","slug":"ideas-november-20th-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=325","title":{"rendered":"Ideas – November 20th 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. The watcher channel. It’s like reaction videos taken to their logical conclusion. You watch somebody watching somebody else watching somebody else etc. You don’t necessarily get to see who’s watching you or what the other person is watching. Randomly transitions every few minutes. Sometimes you get a clip of puppies playing, bowel surgery, cartoon unicorns or hardcore porn, but mostly it’s just people staring at the camera, watching other people staring at the camera<\/li>\n
  2. A funnel that clips onto your chopping board so you can easily dump the contents in a bowl<\/li>\n
  3. Legless bras<\/li>\n
  4. A hollow brass goat, when you rub it, the vibrations cause it to go meehhhh<\/li>\n
  5. Magic trick where the magician takes out a cigarette and places it behind his ear. At the reveal of the trick, he takes the cigarette from behind his ear and it turns out to be a rolled up playing card that the punter picked earlier.<\/li>\n
  6. Fast food magic. Can you palm a burger?<\/li>\n
  7. Domino rally but with dominoes pizzas<\/li>\n
  8. Headphones made from nautilus shells<\/li>\n
  9. Bring back Dangermouse, but as a gritty drama where he investigates and solves a mysterious murder over 12 episodes.<\/li>\n
  10. Install a giant electromagnet in Paris to gradually bend the Eiffel tower<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    The watcher channel. It’s like reaction videos taken to their logical conclusion. You watch somebody watching somebody else watching somebody else etc. You don’t necessarily get to see who’s watching you or what the other person is watching. Randomly transitions every few minutes. Sometimes you get a clip of puppies playing, bowel surgery, cartoon unicorns […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-325","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/325","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=325"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/325\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}