{"id":333,"date":"2016-11-21T09:05:05","date_gmt":"2016-11-21T09:05:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=333"},"modified":"2016-11-21T09:05:05","modified_gmt":"2016-11-21T09:05:05","slug":"ideas-november-21st-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=333","title":{"rendered":"Ideas – November 21st 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Goggles that keep water out but don’t cut off circulation<\/li>\n
  2. Game where you have to swim back and forth in a pool while avoiding old people doing breast stroke<\/li>\n
  3. Hats with a goose neck and head, adding nearly 2 feet to your height. They quack sometimes.<\/li>\n
  4. Helmet made out of old landline phone handsets<\/li>\n
  5. Action figures where their heads come off and become bouncy balls. You get a bunch of spare heads with each figure.<\/li>\n
  6. Cakeformers. Transformers that transform into cakes. With each cakeformer comes a voucher so you can buy a cake version of it’s “untransformed” form.<\/li>\n
  7. Transfruiters? Transformers that transform into fruit and vegetables. Arch enemies of the Cakeformers.<\/li>\n
  8. Discosaurs. Dinosaurs that love disco. Names incorporate dance moves. GetDownonychus, FlickFlactyl.<\/li>\n
  9. JazzyDactyls. Pterodactyls that like Jazz, play the sax. Pterosaxtyl.<\/li>\n
  10. Mittens that look like lobster claws<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Goggles that keep water out but don’t cut off circulation Game where you have to swim back and forth in a pool while avoiding old people doing breast stroke Hats with a goose neck and head, adding nearly 2 feet to your height. They quack sometimes. Helmet made out of old landline phone handsets Action […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-333","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=333"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=333"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=333"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=333"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}