{"id":335,"date":"2016-11-22T11:47:04","date_gmt":"2016-11-22T11:47:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=335"},"modified":"2016-11-22T11:47:04","modified_gmt":"2016-11-22T11:47:04","slug":"ideas-november-22nd-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=335","title":{"rendered":"Ideas &#8211; November 22nd 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"<ol>\n<li>Padded winter gloves, photorealisticly printed to look like hands<\/li>\n<li>Tiny dogs that bark Morse code, used for portable long range communications.<\/li>\n<li>Heavy thinking<\/li>\n<li>Everybody to get a leaflet on pooping. Containing useful information that nobody wants to talk about such as how to recognise an unhealthy poop and what to do about it. Tips on optimal wiping.<\/li>\n<li>Ale-yphants. Mechanical elephants that dispense beer and ale via their trunks.<\/li>\n<li>Air Force Bun. Buns shaped like the presidential plane<\/li>\n<li>Toe-matoes. Grow tomatoes in little moulds so they look like feet<\/li>\n<li>Edgar the horrible man. Fun character for childrens TV show. He lives in the woods, carries a hatchet and smells of wee. Jumps out at people walking in the woods and threatens dismemberment. For ages 3-8.<\/li>\n<li>Jelly shots shaped like little heads. Suspend a walnut in it where the brain goes.<\/li>\n<li>Ms DOS and Mr DOS. Comic strip featuring operating system based humour.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Padded winter gloves, photorealisticly printed to look like hands Tiny dogs that bark Morse code, used for portable long range communications. Heavy thinking Everybody to get a leaflet on pooping. Containing useful information that nobody wants to talk about such as how to recognise an unhealthy poop and what to do about it. Tips on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-335","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/335","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=335"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/335\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=335"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=335"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=335"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}