{"id":339,"date":"2016-11-24T15:28:20","date_gmt":"2016-11-24T15:28:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=339"},"modified":"2016-11-24T15:28:20","modified_gmt":"2016-11-24T15:28:20","slug":"ideas-november-24th-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=339","title":{"rendered":"Ideas – November 24th 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Movie about someone assassinating the vice-president. Then assassinating the next one and the next one, until the right person gets the job. Then they assassinate the president.<\/li>\n
  2. Augmented reality running app featuring 8 bit music. Every so often it will warn you that there’s a jump or something you have to duck under. Will detect the movement via your phone and reward or punish you as appropriate.<\/li>\n
  3. A speaker that’s perfectly audible to everyone within 2 metres, but doesn’t carry at all beyond that.<\/li>\n
  4. Heli-clobsters<\/li>\n
  5. Bacon and egg ice-cream bars<\/li>\n
  6. Lollipops that look like clocks. Call them Clock-suckers<\/li>\n
  7. Bulletproof Barry. Roy of the Rovers type comic strip about a footballer who discovers he’s bulletproof and fights crime in his spare time.<\/li>\n
  8. The Gas Trick Band. Band that plays tunes by sychronised farting.<\/li>\n
  9. Version of rugby where the ball displays sums, the player carrying the ball has to answer them correctly or the ball unzips itself so it can’t be thrown easily.<\/li>\n
  10. Train frogs to play football. Sell them in sets of 12 with a tank painted like a pitch.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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