{"id":352,"date":"2016-12-24T11:02:02","date_gmt":"2016-12-24T11:02:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=352"},"modified":"2016-12-24T11:02:02","modified_gmt":"2016-12-24T11:02:02","slug":"ideas-24th-december-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=352","title":{"rendered":"Ideas – December 24th 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Chocolate bank where you can put all your chocolate for safe keeping<\/li>\n
  2. Cowboys that ride giant lizards instead of horses<\/li>\n
  3. A crown that’s actually a tiny working helicopter<\/li>\n
  4. Card trick where the card is revealed to be inside a loaf of bread<\/li>\n
  5. Toast with jam on the inside<\/li>\n
  6. Cheese with grooves in so you can have cheese and jam sandwiches with evenly distributed jam<\/li>\n
  7. Use zeppelins to deliver icebergs to arid regions. The bulk of the zeppelin will shield the iceberg from the sun and stop it melting on the way.<\/li>\n
  8. A hat shaped like the saucer section of the enterprise.<\/li>\n
  9. Star trek branded arrows with the starfleet boomerang\/swoosh\/thing as the arrowhead.<\/li>\n
  10. Jamfist. Superhero who gains incredible strength by putting his fists in jars of jam and then punching people with them.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Chocolate bank where you can put all your chocolate for safe keeping Cowboys that ride giant lizards instead of horses A crown that’s actually a tiny working helicopter Card trick where the card is revealed to be inside a loaf of bread Toast with jam on the inside Cheese with grooves in so you can […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-352","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/352","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=352"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/352\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=352"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=352"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=352"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}