{"id":363,"date":"2016-12-30T16:40:24","date_gmt":"2016-12-30T16:40:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=363"},"modified":"2016-12-30T16:40:24","modified_gmt":"2016-12-30T16:40:24","slug":"ideas-december-30th-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=363","title":{"rendered":"Ideas – December 30th 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. A microwave that can selectively target different foods on the same plate<\/li>\n
  2. Train painted to look like toothpaste and a tunnel modified to look like a toothpaste tube<\/li>\n
  3. Transformers that turn into agricultural machinery. Include one that has little minion bots that turn into bales of hay.<\/li>\n
  4. Big square shaggy cushions that look like bales of hay.<\/li>\n
  5. Edible farmyard breakfast vignette, weetabix shaped like bales of hay, bacon cut into pig shapes.<\/li>\n
  6. Car made of bread.<\/li>\n
  7. Tuck a small red berry under your eyelid. When someone asks what’s up with your eye, pop it and freak them the hell out.<\/li>\n
  8. Hairybo, like haribo, but hairy.<\/li>\n
  9. Screamlextrix. Like scalextrix, but the cars literally scream as they go around the track.<\/li>\n
  10. Jarjar Binque. Processed meat shaped like Jar Jar Binks on a skewer. Ideal snack for star wars fans.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    A microwave that can selectively target different foods on the same plate Train painted to look like toothpaste and a tunnel modified to look like a toothpaste tube Transformers that turn into agricultural machinery. Include one that has little minion bots that turn into bales of hay. Big square shaggy cushions that look like bales […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-363","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/363","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=363"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/363\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=363"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=363"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=363"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}