{"id":366,"date":"2017-01-03T12:41:35","date_gmt":"2017-01-03T12:41:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=366"},"modified":"2017-01-03T12:41:35","modified_gmt":"2017-01-03T12:41:35","slug":"ideas-january-3rd-2017","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=366","title":{"rendered":"Ideas – January 3rd 2017"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Get everybody on the planet awake at the same time<\/li>\n
  2. Combat monopoly<\/li>\n
  3. WH40K musical played by an Orkhestra<\/li>\n
  4. Form a band called “Track title” just to appear contrary on spotify<\/li>\n
  5. Have new years party at a more sociable hour like 5pm<\/li>\n
  6. A rope ladder shaped like the alphabet.<\/li>\n
  7. Small firecrackers inside tomatoes. Harmless but very messy when thrown.<\/li>\n
  8. Soundproof, lightproof helmet that acts as a head support. Like a mini isolation booth for plane travel.<\/li>\n
  9. Rename New York to New Spork, build a 400ft tallk spork in the middle of central park.<\/li>\n
  10. Celebrate Tuesday with Chinese food. Call it Chinese Tuesday.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Get everybody on the planet awake at the same time Combat monopoly WH40K musical played by an Orkhestra Form a band called “Track title” just to appear contrary on spotify Have new years party at a more sociable hour like 5pm A rope ladder shaped like the alphabet. Small firecrackers inside tomatoes. Harmless but very […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-366","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/366","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=366"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/366\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=366"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=366"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=366"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}