{"id":378,"date":"2017-01-17T17:03:57","date_gmt":"2017-01-17T17:03:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=378"},"modified":"2017-01-17T17:03:57","modified_gmt":"2017-01-17T17:03:57","slug":"ideas-january-17th-2017","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=378","title":{"rendered":"Ideas &#8211; January 17th 2017"},"content":{"rendered":"<ol>\n<li>KitInBox. Pictures of kittens emailled to you every morning.<\/li>\n<li>Piss in boots. Updated version of the pantomime &#8220;puss in boots&#8221; boots is an angry drunk and tends to piss in peoples boots.<\/li>\n<li>Rumbo! Like Rambo, but he drinks a lot of rum<\/li>\n<li>Poopy pirate! Like pop-up pirate but the loser gets sprayed with faeces in the end<\/li>\n<li>Hungry hungry hip-hop. Like hungry hungry hippos, except it&#8217;s different hip-hop artists instead of hippos and pressing the button to activate the &#8220;hippo&#8221; will play a little sample, so you can mix tunes while playing the game.<\/li>\n<li>Carmen burrito. An opera singing burrito.<\/li>\n<li>1000 degree knife: Will it blend?<\/li>\n<li>Drone fights! Each drone has a number of balloons attached. First drone to burst the others balloons wins. Or just one water balloon mounted on top of the drone.<\/li>\n<li>Belly button boggle. Tiny boggle set that fits in your belly button.<\/li>\n<li>Train a small monkey to pilot a drone. Strap the drone to the monkeys back.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>KitInBox. Pictures of kittens emailled to you every morning. Piss in boots. Updated version of the pantomime &#8220;puss in boots&#8221; boots is an angry drunk and tends to piss in peoples boots. Rumbo! Like Rambo, but he drinks a lot of rum Poopy pirate! Like pop-up pirate but the loser gets sprayed with faeces in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/378","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=378"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/378\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}