{"id":402,"date":"2017-03-21T09:42:44","date_gmt":"2017-03-21T09:42:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=402"},"modified":"2017-03-21T09:42:44","modified_gmt":"2017-03-21T09:42:44","slug":"ideas-march-21st-2017","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=402","title":{"rendered":"Ideas – March 21st 2017"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. A plugin that scrolls the lyrics of whatever song you’re playing along the taskbar so you can glance at it and maybe sing along without diverting your full attention<\/li>\n
  2. A device that can tell you if the pencil lead is cracked inside the pencil, to the point where the pencil is unsalvageable, possibly by measuring conductivity<\/li>\n
  3. Barbell with baby chair attachment for parents who like to pump iron but have to mind the child<\/li>\n
  4. Maximum voting age. People over the age of retirement only get half a vote because they won’t have to put up with the consequences for as long.<\/li>\n
  5. The sun starts a kickstarter. It won’t rise tomorrow unless it gets 10,000 bucks.<\/li>\n
  6. Blood biros, for signing contracts in Satan Inc. corporate HQ<\/li>\n
  7. Bananas with chocolate sauce injected down the middle<\/li>\n
  8. Lucky Drip. Game show in which contestants have to put some coloured ink into a tube and then race around under a maze of pipes, trying to figure out which nozzle is connected to the pipe with the colour before it reaches them, so they can catch the “lucky drip”<\/li>\n
  9. Lucky snip, contestants have to pick the right thread to snip and release the prize.<\/li>\n
  10. Lucky nip, contestants are presented with a selection of furry bottoms. One is false and they win a prize if they nip that, the other two are attached to real lions.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    A plugin that scrolls the lyrics of whatever song you’re playing along the taskbar so you can glance at it and maybe sing along without diverting your full attention A device that can tell you if the pencil lead is cracked inside the pencil, to the point where the pencil is unsalvageable, possibly by measuring […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=402"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}