{"id":410,"date":"2017-04-04T11:36:17","date_gmt":"2017-04-04T10:36:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=410"},"modified":"2017-04-04T11:36:17","modified_gmt":"2017-04-04T10:36:17","slug":"ideas-april-4th-2017","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=410","title":{"rendered":"Ideas &#8211; April 4th 2017"},"content":{"rendered":"<ol>\n<li>Manky bars &#8211; Like monkey bars, but with the added challenge that they&#8217;re so repulsively stinky you don&#8217;t want to touch them<\/li>\n<li>Rename fish ponds to fishyponds<\/li>\n<li>Change the &#8220;free parking&#8221; square in monopoly to a casino<\/li>\n<li>Grow pak-choi in spherical yellow pots. Pak-man-choi<\/li>\n<li>Avocados grown in moulds to shape them like little alligators<\/li>\n<li>Netflix to produce a sci-fi tv series where some scenes have multiple versions with subtle differences randomly inserted. It&#8217;ll drive continuity geeks mad<\/li>\n<li>Lap-stopper. Little plastic doodad you can put on your laptop so you can carry it about without the lid closing and it going into sleep mode<\/li>\n<li>Hot socks. Socks with pouches for heating gel so they&#8217;ll keep your feet warm<\/li>\n<li>Anyone who leaves a teabag in the sink to have their hands cut off and tea-drinking privileges revoked forever.<\/li>\n<li>Months of the year to be rearranged into alphabetical order. April August December February January June July March May November October September<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Manky bars &#8211; Like monkey bars, but with the added challenge that they&#8217;re so repulsively stinky you don&#8217;t want to touch them Rename fish ponds to fishyponds Change the &#8220;free parking&#8221; square in monopoly to a casino Grow pak-choi in spherical yellow pots. Pak-man-choi Avocados grown in moulds to shape them like little alligators Netflix [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-410","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/410","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=410"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/410\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=410"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=410"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=410"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}