{"id":420,"date":"2017-04-23T12:27:47","date_gmt":"2017-04-23T11:27:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=420"},"modified":"2017-04-23T12:27:47","modified_gmt":"2017-04-23T11:27:47","slug":"ideas-april-23rd-2017","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=420","title":{"rendered":"Ideas – April 23rd 2017"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Mans favourite TV show is “the news” he’s also convinced that it’s fictional.<\/li>\n
  2. The ghost coast<\/li>\n
  3. The toast ghost<\/li>\n
  4. A low gravity space bath, when you’re done the bottom of the bath opens up and you fall. As you fall, the wind dries you and slows your fall so that you land softly in bed.<\/li>\n
  5. Magnetic water.<\/li>\n
  6. Skeletons made of ice.<\/li>\n
  7. Hollow onions.<\/li>\n
  8. Onion ice cream.<\/li>\n
  9. Looks like an icecream cone, but it’s actually roast chicken and mash potato with a sausage, or something.<\/li>\n
  10. Crispy omelette? With crunchy bits.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Mans favourite TV show is “the news” he’s also convinced that it’s fictional. The ghost coast The toast ghost A low gravity space bath, when you’re done the bottom of the bath opens up and you fall. As you fall, the wind dries you and slows your fall so that you land softly in bed. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-420","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/420","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=420"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/420\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=420"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=420"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=420"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}