{"id":427,"date":"2017-06-11T10:36:09","date_gmt":"2017-06-11T09:36:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=427"},"modified":"2017-06-11T10:36:09","modified_gmt":"2017-06-11T09:36:09","slug":"ideas-june-10th-2017","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=427","title":{"rendered":"Ideas – June 10th 2017"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Story hook: Interdimensional portal in a facebook server so people get social media from a parallel universe<\/li>\n
  2. Hook handed pirate who wants to be a basketball player but keeps bursting the balls<\/li>\n
  3. Worlds tiniest footballer, only 4 inches high.<\/li>\n
  4. Every Beatles song ranked by average distance between John and Paul during recording<\/li>\n
  5. Adaptor to fit a kazoo in the bell of a trumpet<\/li>\n
  6. Trombone with LEDs that light up different colours depending on how far you extend it.<\/li>\n
  7. Queen to be given permission to tweet sarcastic remarks showing her true feelings when she’s obliged to grant a returning PM permission to form a government<\/li>\n
  8. How would dice work in zero gravity?<\/li>\n
  9. Clouds accidentally form magic words and grant super powers to a flock of passing birds<\/li>\n
  10. Fruit with alternating segments of lemon and orange<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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