{"id":438,"date":"2017-07-29T08:34:29","date_gmt":"2017-07-29T07:34:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=438"},"modified":"2017-07-29T08:34:29","modified_gmt":"2017-07-29T07:34:29","slug":"ideas-july-29th-2017","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=438","title":{"rendered":"Ideas – July 29th 2017"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Wake the wife! Game that uses your computers mic to test noise levels, you have to make as much noise as possible to wake the wife<\/li>\n
  2. Ninja stealth school: as above, but the opposite<\/li>\n
  3. Apple hands, shaped gloves that take the form of apples when you close your fists<\/li>\n
  4. Super trek: starfleet uniform in supermans colours, possibly with cape<\/li>\n
  5. Supertowel: Red beach towel with superman logo, but with elongated corners so it can be easily converted into a cape<\/li>\n
  6. Trainers that look like bananas<\/li>\n
  7. Catapult that launches bananas horizontally, like boomerangs. Bananapult!<\/li>\n
  8. Train caterpillars to deliver mail, everyone will realise that it’s more worthwhile to actually go and talk to people<\/li>\n
  9. Retractable melon<\/li>\n
  10. Auto-clapper. Artificial hand that attaches to your wrist, has a sensor that hears music, analyses the tempo and then claps in time.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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