{"id":440,"date":"2017-08-02T10:17:18","date_gmt":"2017-08-02T09:17:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=440"},"modified":"2017-08-02T10:17:18","modified_gmt":"2017-08-02T09:17:18","slug":"ideas-august-2nd-2017","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=440","title":{"rendered":"Ideas – August 2nd 2017"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Moustache voyager: Repeats of Star Trek – Voyager, but now everybody has moustaches added with cgi<\/li>\n
  2. Comicon cosplay lantern mashups: Green Tornado, Yellow Arrow, Red Lantern<\/li>\n
  3. Blackout pillow. Pillow that wraps around your head, blocking out sound and light while leaving a breathing space.<\/li>\n
  4. Vegan mice. Synthetic mice produced from all vegan products, but with realistic fur and skeleton so you can get that genuine mousey crunch while adhering to your vegan principles.<\/li>\n
  5. Vegan branded bottled water. Like regular bottled water but labelled “Vegan” and “Gluten free” and costs 50% more.<\/li>\n
  6. Rouge nation, when an entire country is painted red.<\/li>\n
  7. Robe nation, when an entire country has just gotten out of the bath.<\/li>\n
  8. Rope nation, a very long thin country.<\/li>\n
  9. Road nation, roads, just roads.<\/li>\n
  10. Rhodes nation, an entire country populated by spikey haired chefs.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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