{"id":455,"date":"2017-09-27T12:37:09","date_gmt":"2017-09-27T11:37:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=455"},"modified":"2017-09-27T12:37:09","modified_gmt":"2017-09-27T11:37:09","slug":"ideas-september-27th-2017","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=455","title":{"rendered":"Ideas – September 27th 2017"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Jimmy Nesbitt filter: blocks any and all media featuring James Nesbitt<\/li>\n
  2. Chocolate gloves<\/li>\n
  3. Weaponised toast<\/li>\n
  4. Story about a dinosaur (probably a brontosaurus)\u00a0that slept in and didn’t hatch until medieval times. A young farm girl finds it and adopts it, raising it until it grows to adult size. She eventually uses it to rescue people from a nearby city under siege.<\/li>\n
  5. Scalextrix car that’s actually a little sonic the hedgehog with moving legs.<\/li>\n
  6. Edible markers<\/li>\n
  7. Robot potato<\/li>\n
  8. Flamethrower BBQ<\/li>\n
  9. Umbrella with a funnel and a flask that fills with water as it rains.<\/li>\n
  10. Whiteboard marker that doubles as an epi-pen for particularly long meetings<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Jimmy Nesbitt filter: blocks any and all media featuring James Nesbitt Chocolate gloves Weaponised toast Story about a dinosaur (probably a brontosaurus)\u00a0that slept in and didn’t hatch until medieval times. A young farm girl finds it and adopts it, raising it until it grows to adult size. She eventually uses it to rescue people from […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-455","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/455","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=455"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/455\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=455"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=455"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=455"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}