{"id":462,"date":"2017-10-10T12:00:58","date_gmt":"2017-10-10T11:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=462"},"modified":"2017-10-10T12:00:58","modified_gmt":"2017-10-10T11:00:58","slug":"ideas-october-10th-2017","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=462","title":{"rendered":"Ideas – October 10th 2017"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Word for when you expend more effort avoiding a piece of work than it would to just do the work in the first place.<\/li>\n
  2. Word for when your colleague is 100% inarguably correct, you just don’t care.<\/li>\n
  3. Feminist version of He-Man. He-Man is still strong and smart, it’s just that the Sorceress doesn’t actually need him to save the day.<\/li>\n
  4. All of Skeletors evil machinations are with the ultimate aim of getting into the Sorceresses pants, but she has a very strict rule about not dating guys without faces (which also makes Orko sad)<\/li>\n
  5. Johnny Wilkins- Space ranger. Thinks he’s a little boy dreaming about being a space hero when in reality he was abducted and trained to be an actual space ranger. 20 years later he makes first contact with the now space-faring humans and discovers the truth.<\/li>\n
  6. Turbo-nana<\/li>\n
  7. What’s the point of the daily mail? To outrage the readers or to outrage the people that don’t read it but are outraged that people could get outraged at that sort of thing.<\/li>\n
  8. Bagpuss in battle cats armour.<\/li>\n
  9. Action figures of the gov cabinet members\u00a0and opposition, also available, house of commons playset with 12 electronic sounds such as “Hear hear” “Would the honourable member please refer to ….” and “You shall feel the mighty power of brexit!!!!!!” (Black rod not included)<\/li>\n
  10. Transparent crocodiles bred by evil supervillain so his enemies can watch themselves being eaten by them.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Word for when you expend more effort avoiding a piece of work than it would to just do the work in the first place. Word for when your colleague is 100% inarguably correct, you just don’t care. Feminist version of He-Man. He-Man is still strong and smart, it’s just that the Sorceress doesn’t actually need […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-462","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/462","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=462"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/462\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=462"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=462"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=462"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}