{"id":503,"date":"2018-01-19T09:31:32","date_gmt":"2018-01-19T09:31:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=503"},"modified":"2018-01-19T09:31:32","modified_gmt":"2018-01-19T09:31:32","slug":"ideas-january-19th-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=503","title":{"rendered":"Ideas – January 19th 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. the one minute workout, for people that ain’t got time for nuthin’<\/li>\n
  2. Tattoos that make you stronger<\/li>\n
  3. Tattoos on your biceps. The tattooist stretches your skin when doing the tattoo, so it just looks like a blob normally and you don’t get to see the actual picture or message until you workout enough to get big biceps<\/li>\n
  4. Bullseye themed alt rock tribute band, Super smashing great pumpkins<\/li>\n
  5. Trumpet mute with a small snare drum on the end. Drumpet<\/li>\n
  6. Transformer that turns into a ship, no! Popeye as a transformer<\/li>\n
  7. Raging bull shot for shot remake with an actual bull<\/li>\n
  8. Dress bus drivers up as superheroes and supervillains (new ones, obviously) and whenever one passes another, that triggers a “fight” in the bus company app that kids can play with<\/li>\n
  9. Or better yet, you have to collect them like pokemon. Will encourage bus travel<\/li>\n
  10. Or if the bus drivers themselves don’t want to dress up, then paint each bus differently<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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