{"id":508,"date":"2018-01-24T15:27:58","date_gmt":"2018-01-24T15:27:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=508"},"modified":"2018-01-24T15:27:58","modified_gmt":"2018-01-24T15:27:58","slug":"ideas-january-24th-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=508","title":{"rendered":"Ideas &#8211; January 24th 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"<ol>\n<li>App that tells you when your trousers are too tight for public decency<\/li>\n<li>He-Man transformers (I&#8217;m astonished that this hasn&#8217;t been done, there are star wars, streetfighter, TMNT and postman bloody pat transformers, but no he-man transformers apart from one that claims to be a skeletor transformer but it&#8217;s just some bloke stuck a skull face on an existing transformer that looks nothing like skeletor)<\/li>\n<li>Mars bar kitkats<\/li>\n<li>A way to freeze satsumas so that they can still easily break into segments<\/li>\n<li>Help teach your child manners, siri, alexa etc won&#8217;t respond unless you say please and thank you<\/li>\n<li>Games console that transforms into a robot and is still a working console. I reckon you could easily do this with a SNES or megadrive given todays tiny emulators.<\/li>\n<li>The Fresh Prince of 15th century Denmark<\/li>\n<li>Strawberry flavoured brocolli, Strawcolli<\/li>\n<li>Comedy cartoon about a very clumsy lion, it&#8217;s called &#8220;Oh, Lion..&#8221; he wears a blue vest<\/li>\n<li>New fashion bodymod: Batwing ears<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>App that tells you when your trousers are too tight for public decency He-Man transformers (I&#8217;m astonished that this hasn&#8217;t been done, there are star wars, streetfighter, TMNT and postman bloody pat transformers, but no he-man transformers apart from one that claims to be a skeletor transformer but it&#8217;s just some bloke stuck a skull [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-508","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/508","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=508"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/508\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=508"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=508"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=508"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}