{"id":528,"date":"2018-02-03T08:54:01","date_gmt":"2018-02-03T08:54:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=528"},"modified":"2018-02-03T08:54:01","modified_gmt":"2018-02-03T08:54:01","slug":"ideas-february-3rd-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=528","title":{"rendered":"Ideas – February 3rd 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. The year 2300, world war 6 is into it’s fourth decade, household pets are being drafted.<\/li>\n
  2. Booby chess. Chess meets buckaroo<\/li>\n
  3. The real reason Queen Elizabeth never married was because she was a papier mache automaton controlled from inside by a really smart ferret.<\/li>\n
  4. Cumberland sausage cumberbunds<\/li>\n
  5. Alien whose head is just a giant eye, disguises himself as a human by wearing a fake nose\/moustache\/glasses combo. Has to tape the glasses on due to lack of ears.<\/li>\n
  6. How many wotsits does it take to stop a bullet?<\/li>\n
  7. A small device placed on the back of a crab that can be remotely controlled to tap the crabs left side or right side, thus steering the crab.<\/li>\n
  8. The island that tried to make waves illegal.<\/li>\n
  9. Jesus Crisps, sanctified potato based snacks.<\/li>\n
  10. A notebook where the edges of the pages change colour once the page has been written on, thus clearly indicating how much of the book has been used.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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