{"id":530,"date":"2018-02-06T15:07:35","date_gmt":"2018-02-06T15:07:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=530"},"modified":"2018-02-06T15:07:35","modified_gmt":"2018-02-06T15:07:35","slug":"ideas-february-6th-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=530","title":{"rendered":"Ideas – February 6th 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Abolish that extra R in the middle of February<\/li>\n
  2. And the change Wednesday to Wedensday<\/li>\n
  3. Word for the manouvere of lifting something out of a holder and giving it a slight throw and catching it in the same hand like you’re Errol Flyn pulling a sword out of a rack before you fight the Sherrif of Nottingham, but you’re actually just lifting a ladle out of the jar beside the cooker.<\/li>\n
  4. 20 litre jumbo barrack buster of White Lightning for those special occasions.<\/li>\n
  5. Epic mushroom fighters. Like pokemon, but you get little packets of spores. Plant them and watch them grow, each mushroom is it’s own character.<\/li>\n
  6. Video calling app that detects when you makes this face\u00a0(y\u0ca0,\u0ca0)y and cuts off the video so the person you’re on with doesn’t see you call them a fucking idiot.<\/li>\n
  7. Tea tablets. The power of tea, in tablet form.<\/li>\n
  8. An actual explanation for what the fuck pez is about other than an overly complicated ineffective delivery mechanism for sub-par sweets.<\/li>\n
  9. Gremlemons. Part Gremlin, Part Lemon, All Sour.<\/li>\n
  10. A tree that grows into the shape of a boat and sails off on its own<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Abolish that extra R in the middle of February And the change Wednesday to Wedensday Word for the manouvere of lifting something out of a holder and giving it a slight throw and catching it in the same hand like you’re Errol Flyn pulling a sword out of a rack before you fight the Sherrif […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-530","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/530","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=530"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/530\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=530"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=530"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=530"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}