{"id":548,"date":"2018-04-04T09:36:56","date_gmt":"2018-04-04T08:36:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=548"},"modified":"2018-04-04T09:36:56","modified_gmt":"2018-04-04T08:36:56","slug":"ideas-april-4th-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=548","title":{"rendered":"Ideas – April 4th 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. The show “secret helpers” but instead of “sages” it’s just random members of the public who have been sold as “experts” to the person needing advice<\/li>\n
  2. Nobody has ever gone for a magazine cover photoshoot after a big dinner<\/li>\n
  3. Toast colour selector, instead of numbers it has pictures of celebrities of various ethnicities<\/li>\n
  4. As above, but with cats<\/li>\n
  5. Easter egg, when you open it, there’s hot chips inside<\/li>\n
  6. Chocolate sprinkler, covers the room in chocolate when there’s a fire<\/li>\n
  7. Sphinx bombs<\/li>\n
  8. The Hay Team. Like the A-team, but cows<\/li>\n
  9. Johnny wheel-hands. He’s got wheels for hands<\/li>\n
  10. Attach a helium balloon to a hat and when you take your hat off to greet a lady, just let it drift away.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    The show “secret helpers” but instead of “sages” it’s just random members of the public who have been sold as “experts” to the person needing advice Nobody has ever gone for a magazine cover photoshoot after a big dinner Toast colour selector, instead of numbers it has pictures of celebrities of various ethnicities As above, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-548","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/548","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=548"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/548\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=548"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=548"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=548"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}