{"id":556,"date":"2018-04-07T11:45:12","date_gmt":"2018-04-07T10:45:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=556"},"modified":"2018-04-07T11:45:12","modified_gmt":"2018-04-07T10:45:12","slug":"ideas-april-7th-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=556","title":{"rendered":"Ideas – April 7th 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Every Thursday to be international karate day<\/li>\n
  2. Dynamite dog the disco detective<\/li>\n
  3. Othello, but with the lead part played by a white actor doing blackface and all the other parts played by black actors doing whiteface, and not even good black\/whiteface, like black and white minstrel level.<\/li>\n
  4. Quentin Tarantinos Macbeth<\/li>\n
  5. William Shakespeares Pulp Fiction<\/li>\n
  6. 50\/50 chocolate spread. Is it tasty chocolate spread or will it explode on contact with your toast? You won’t know until you try!<\/li>\n
  7. As above, but with poop. Poop that smells like chocolate.<\/li>\n
  8. A way to have a shower without getting wet, you step out and you’re instantly dry<\/li>\n
  9. An app that shows your playlist alongside your run so you can see where the music affected your pace.<\/li>\n
  10. As above but with heart rate\/bpm ratios<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Every Thursday to be international karate day Dynamite dog the disco detective Othello, but with the lead part played by a white actor doing blackface and all the other parts played by black actors doing whiteface, and not even good black\/whiteface, like black and white minstrel level. Quentin Tarantinos Macbeth William Shakespeares Pulp Fiction 50\/50 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=556"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/556\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}