{"id":560,"date":"2018-04-17T08:16:16","date_gmt":"2018-04-17T07:16:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=560"},"modified":"2018-04-17T08:16:16","modified_gmt":"2018-04-17T07:16:16","slug":"ideas-april-17th-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=560","title":{"rendered":"Ideas – April 17th 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Sticker for the bathroom door that changes colour depending on how smelly it is inside<\/li>\n
  2. Frozen scrambled eggs ice cream alternative, on a stick<\/li>\n
  3. Shoes that leave footprints that look like hands<\/li>\n
  4. \u00a0T Shirt with “I R OPS” printed on it<\/li>\n
  5. Rename the tube to The Londerground<\/li>\n
  6. Caramel car wash<\/li>\n
  7. Transforming cake, blow the candles out and the telescopic arms raise the tiers and separate the wedges outwards<\/li>\n
  8. Weaponised porridge<\/li>\n
  9. Ships with legs<\/li>\n
  10. Alarm clock that gently taps you on the shoulder and says “excuse me, it’s time to wake up<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Sticker for the bathroom door that changes colour depending on how smelly it is inside Frozen scrambled eggs ice cream alternative, on a stick Shoes that leave footprints that look like hands \u00a0T Shirt with “I R OPS” printed on it Rename the tube to The Londerground Caramel car wash Transforming cake, blow the candles […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-560","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/560","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=560"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/560\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=560"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=560"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=560"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}