{"id":579,"date":"2018-05-29T21:27:25","date_gmt":"2018-05-29T20:27:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=579"},"modified":"2018-05-29T21:27:25","modified_gmt":"2018-05-29T20:27:25","slug":"ideas-may-29th-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=579","title":{"rendered":"Ideas – May 29th 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Shoot scenes to fit into a Friday the 13th movie, but from Jasons POV as he mutters to himself while reorganising bodies. “Hey look, a bottle of wine, I know I’ll hide in the cupboard with the corkscrew and then when one of those kids comes along to drink the wine, they’ll be all like ‘hey where’s the corkscrew?’ and then I’ll leap out and be all ‘bam! there’s your corkscrew! in your face'”<\/li>\n
  2. Slasher movie, but one of the group of potential victims is a regular murderer trying to murder one of the other victims while there’s a masked serial killer going about massacaring everyone else<\/li>\n
  3. Manfannies<\/li>\n
  4. Website trust certificate that authenticates that a website doesn’t show really annoying ads or ads that hijack your browser so it’s safe to disable your adblocker.<\/li>\n
  5. Re-dub all the star wars movies so that everyone just speaks in unitelligible mumbling except Chewbacca who is speaking clear english. Be sure to include Episode III<\/li>\n
  6. Helicopter dromaderies<\/li>\n
  7. App that identifies if a spot has reached optimum squeezing time<\/li>\n
  8. Channel that streams coronation street episodes at x500 speed<\/li>\n
  9. Pintsicle<\/li>\n
  10. Boolean lollipops<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Shoot scenes to fit into a Friday the 13th movie, but from Jasons POV as he mutters to himself while reorganising bodies. “Hey look, a bottle of wine, I know I’ll hide in the cupboard with the corkscrew and then when one of those kids comes along to drink the wine, they’ll be all like […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-579","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/579","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=579"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/579\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}