{"id":59,"date":"2016-04-14T09:50:43","date_gmt":"2016-04-14T08:50:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=59"},"modified":"2016-04-14T09:50:43","modified_gmt":"2016-04-14T08:50:43","slug":"ideas-april-14th-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=59","title":{"rendered":"Ideas – April 14th 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Finger forks. Forks that slip onto a finger so you can eat really hot food with your hands<\/li>\n
  2. Orangutan basketball<\/li>\n
  3. Sneak into the vatican dressed as a priest, meet the pope, fart at him<\/li>\n
  4. Lime regis to be painted lime green<\/li>\n
  5. Football on ice skates<\/li>\n
  6. Little tiny speakers implanted in daffodils<\/li>\n
  7. Motion tracking music app, kick and you hear a kick drum, tap your head for a high hat, do the wave for strings etc<\/li>\n
  8. Hoodies with spiderman underarm webbing<\/li>\n
  9. Davey crockett hats with motorised tails<\/li>\n
  10. Internationally agreed standard on how to pronounce various forms of brackets in a shorter form than “left square brackett” “less than, you know the pointy brackett thing pointing right”<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Finger forks. Forks that slip onto a finger so you can eat really hot food with your hands Orangutan basketball Sneak into the vatican dressed as a priest, meet the pope, fart at him Lime regis to be painted lime green Football on ice skates Little tiny speakers implanted in daffodils Motion tracking music app, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-59","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=59"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=59"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=59"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=59"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}