{"id":637,"date":"2018-11-21T08:57:09","date_gmt":"2018-11-21T08:57:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=637"},"modified":"2018-11-21T08:57:09","modified_gmt":"2018-11-21T08:57:09","slug":"ideas-november-21st-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=637","title":{"rendered":"Ideas – November 21st 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Wildlife programmes edited so none of the chicks or cubs die<\/li>\n
  2. Matryoshka sharks<\/li>\n
  3. Coffee bananas<\/li>\n
  4. A man carrying a coffee and a banana gets mistaken for Kofi Anan, Secretary of the UN, hilarity ensues<\/li>\n
  5. A planet of cat people who live by the rules of disco.<\/li>\n
  6. Also in the same solar system, a planet of glam rock dogs<\/li>\n
  7. Combination toothpaste and foot cream<\/li>\n
  8. Computer mouse shaped like a human hand so you have to give the computer a handshake to start it up.<\/li>\n
  9. Trackpad with a screen in it that shows pictures of fish and your finger makes ripples in the water<\/li>\n
  10. Replace trackpad with a chocolate slab, for a prank<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Wildlife programmes edited so none of the chicks or cubs die Matryoshka sharks Coffee bananas A man carrying a coffee and a banana gets mistaken for Kofi Anan, Secretary of the UN, hilarity ensues A planet of cat people who live by the rules of disco. Also in the same solar system, a planet of […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-637","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/637","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=637"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/637\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=637"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=637"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=637"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}