{"id":654,"date":"2018-12-11T15:04:04","date_gmt":"2018-12-11T15:04:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/idea.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=654"},"modified":"2018-12-11T15:04:04","modified_gmt":"2018-12-11T15:04:04","slug":"ideas-december-11th-2018","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/?p=654","title":{"rendered":"Ideas – December 11th 2018"},"content":{"rendered":"
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  1. Instead of actual miniature shirts, ankle cuffs. Clip on cuffs with a bit of sleeve attached to be worn with the shorter trouser. Gives the effect that your shirt has 4 sleeves, 2 for your arms and 2 for your legs<\/li>\n
  2. Brian May, Cosmic avenger. Uses his knowledge of astrophysics to find portals to other realms, seeks out injustice and resolves issues with extended guitar solos<\/li>\n
  3. Repackage mini jaffa cakes as breakfast cereal<\/li>\n
  4. Combination hair oil and moisturiser, just throw it all over your head<\/li>\n
  5. Real life 3D stick man, on the prowl<\/li>\n
  6. Restaurant like a sushi restaurant with the food in little bowls on a conveyor belt. Except it’s not a conveyor belt, it’s tortoises and you have to eat what’s in front of you or be really patient.<\/li>\n
  7. Angle the security gates at airports so you can easily see when one becomes free<\/li>\n
  8. A certificate that verifies that the ads on your website are not shitty. Users can set adblock to “medium” and therefore get ads on non-shitty sites<\/li>\n
  9. Traditional family photo of a mother, father and daughter in formal attire, except it’s not their daughter, it’s a gibbon.<\/li>\n
  10. Man uses a brick of frozen potato waffles as a weapon while screaming “they’re waffly versatile”<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Instead of actual miniature shirts, ankle cuffs. Clip on cuffs with a bit of sleeve attached to be worn with the shorter trouser. Gives the effect that your shirt has 4 sleeves, 2 for your arms and 2 for your legs Brian May, Cosmic avenger. Uses his knowledge of astrophysics to find portals to other […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-654","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-idea"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/654","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=654"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/654\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=654"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=654"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ideas.jayfitzsimmons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=654"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}